Advice: If you play soccer, don't spit on people

Robbie Alomar: 5 games
Terrell Owens: $35,000
Hugo (right): 4 months!!!

Such is the penalty for the Sao Paolo midfielder, which means he's done for a while. Especially in the Campeonato Brasileiro Série A some Brazilian tournament.

Sorry dude. I know what that sponsor on your shirt says, but life is not good for you right now.

Brazilian football's disciplinary tribunal imposed the ban after finding the player guilty of ungentlemanly conduct during the 6-0 win over Parana, when he spat at defender Daniel Marques.

Ungentlemanly?

Gentlemen play croquet or partake in fencing. Soccer doesn't have gentlemen.

Soccer has this, this, this and, of course, I know you haven't forgotten this.