I know what you're thinking, what the hell is MLS terminology?
Well here are some examples of what the Brits think we say (personally I blame Tommy Smyth):
WASTEBASKET - A phrase often used to describe a pass that goes out of play.What?!?
REAL ESTATE - Used to describe the space/lack of space in the penalty area.
CHICKEN WING BATTLE - The phrase used to describe a tussle between players, in which there is excessive use of arms and elbows.
BULLDOGGING - The phrase used to describe when a player shows determination to win the ball back.
KNOCK LIKE A BEAR KISS - The phrase used to describe when a tackle is more clumsy than dangerous, and appears to be worse than it actually was.
Some of those things have to be a joke. Or made up. Or written by this guy?
Maybe it's some international conspiracy to make sure American soccer sucks. I have no idea.
Anyways, give credit to the LA Galaxy -- The Offside for the inspiration.