Swiss to field interesting side against England

We know the Swiss are nice guys. Always neutral. Hell, Roger Federer seems pretty cool when he's beating suckas down.

But this 23-man roster they're gonna field against the English is pretty sad.

Maybe the Swiss feel sorry for England, since they're still alive in the Euro '08 championships (albeit as a host) and, well, Capello's boys aren't.

So get this. The Swiss have only two forwards on the entire squad, one of them in 19 years old.

Eren Derdiyok. Know anything about him? Me neither.

Yet still, the Three Lions manager is scared to field Becks.