BUSTED!

Officer: We can make this go away no problem. I'll write down a number here and you tell me what you think.

(Officer shows acceptable bribe offer)

Beckham: $40,000!?!

Officer: That's 10K for every damn goal in that Colorado game... What? You think I don't watch?

Beckham: How 'bout some autographs for the kids and a racy little pic of my wife I have here in my wallet?

Officer: Just the autographs please.