Beware a German parading as a coach!

Australia police arrested some anonymous German guy for taking people's money

He told 'em he's a top soccer coach with a German International Youth Academy. And they threw money at him.

Sometimes almost $10,000!

Just in case you feel you were robbed by this guy (especially for my international readers), call Captain van Niekerk on 073 183 5670.

I think that's an Australian number. And no I won't comp you for the long distance call.

The man apparently operated in Cape Town and other parts of the country. "We know he was doing a similar con trick in Canada and Namibia.

Robbing the Australians, Canadians and Namibians...

Bastard.