Mike Ashley's crazy LINKS

Along with the picture, this is all you need to know...

"The owner and three other men, including one man named only as PK, downed an amazing 175 bottles of Cristal Champagne — the club’s entire stock. They also necked 16 bottles of Dom Perignon, 29 of PJ Fleur Rose and three of Grey Goose Vodka."

Dang dude...

• Posh has a line at fashion week. [Kickette]
  
• South Africa can't qualify for African Cup o' Nations, but will be in World Cup. Still better than the U.S. probably. [The Offside]
  
• Scottish fans given fake tickets to W.C. qualifier. [Daily Mail]
  
• R.I.P. Shep's moustache. [The Offside Rules]
  
• Koreas at war, playing soccer. [SbB]
  
• A Q&A with Bruce Arena. [American Soccer News]
  
• Latest top 25 clubs. [Soccer Source]
  
• Robinho would rather have sold cakes than play for Madrid any longer. [Fox Sports]