Premiership rules v3.0

Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle -- Finally the Gunners show some championship potential. RVP with a brace and Arsenal had a 23-4 shot advantage. Dang...

Aston Villa 0-0 Liverpool -- Borefest saw Torres get hurt and Villa fans heckle the crap out of Benitez for trying to steal Gareth Barry.

Man City 3-0 Sunderland -- SWP debuted with a vengeance, netting two fairly simple attempts. Closer than it looked.

West Ham 4-1 Blackburn -- Ince's first loss looks bad cause the Hammers scored twice in extra time thanks to Bellamy and Cole.

Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham -- Darren Bent had a nice finish, but Chelsea definitely deserved better in this one. And who is Juliano Belletti?

Wigan 5-0 Hull City -- Who knew Wigan could beat anyone 5-0? Hull's win in the opener seems a long time ago.

Portsmouth 3-0 Everton -- Redknapp and Co. finally get to play someone not named United or Chelsea. And Defoe utterly dominates.

Middlesbrough 2-1 Stoke -- Middlesbrough dominated a the score wasn't as close as it seemed. Tuncay Sanli had the winner in the 85th minute.

Bolton 0-0 West Brom -- Good goalkeeping.

Oh, QPR drew 1-1 with Bristol City and is 9th in the Championship. That's for you A.