Crazy, crazier, craziest transfer news

Crazy: Fiorentina wants Michael Essien. That will never happen. When healthy, the Ghanaian is way above their class.

Crazier: Robbie Fowler headed to Chicago Fire? Again, I could never see this happening. Then again, Fowler is a crazy dude. Fitting.

Craziest: Seattle Sounders FC linked to Fernando Morientes. Now this is truly bizarre and would require a second DP slot.

Infuriating: More Arshavin to Arsenal talk. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!