February 18, 2009

Cristiano steals girlfriends

Listen to the poor bloke whose girl fell victim to the Portuguese playboy.

His name is Ryan Lewis. He's 22 years old. Oh, and he's a Liverpool fan. Snicker.
“It was odd she stopped replying to my texts, but you just add two and two together.

“But when I saw Olivia and Ronaldo together I thought I’d entered another dimension.

“It’s bad enough losing your girlfriend – but to then find her with the star player from your favourite club’s biggest rivals is almost too much to take.

“There’s no competing with Ronaldo. I really feel as though he’s snatched her from me.

“I’m devastated, but I’m not going to cry about it. She’s just going to be another notch on his bedpost.”
Snicker.

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