February 24, 2009

David Blaine works on Lampard

Only one Premier League goal since October...? I'd blame the magician too.
A sheepish Lamps took part in a card trick with the US magician after what the club’s website describes as a “relaxing lunch”. It is just as well as I find unrelaxing lunches are very bad for digestion. Blaine also bent a 20p piece, rotated his wrist 360 degrees and ate part of a wine glass.
Lies. No such thing as magic.

Or bending money. Or eating glass.

All lies.

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