February 12, 2009

Soccer players attack with kebab meat

Another weird headline that only the beautiful game can produce.

Here's the word from The Spoiler:
Two soccer players are at the centre of a police probe over claims that a man was attacked and pelted with kebab meat.

Southampton strikers Bradley Wright-Phillips, 23, and 21-year-old David McGoldrick were allegedly involved in a 2am fight outside a pub.
That has to be the most delicious beating I've ever heard. Question: how much damage can you do with kebab meat? Was it lamb? Chicken? Beef?

Was it juicy and tender? Was it well-seasoned and perfectly cooked?

I need more info on the meat... (can you tell I'm hungry)

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