Off day

I'm out chasing balloons, Fergie style, for the day.

Here's the stuff I woulda touched on or linked to. Have a great weekend!

• An entertaining Kasey Keller story. [The Seattle Times]
  
• Short list of U.S. World Cup stadiums. [Yahoo!]
  
• Fastest red card in MLS history downs N.Y. [Goal.com]
  
• Crazy Toronto FC fans are at it again. [The Star]
  
• Mounrinho calls coaching in England "paradise." [Setanta]
  
• Team England against bowel cancer. [The Original Winger]
  
• Jozy's latest blog on twitters and toenails. [Goal!]
  
• A Palermo dude tests positive for cocaine. [ESPN]
  
• U.S. u-17s advance to World Cup. [US Soccer]
  
• Pepe is ashamed and ponders future. [Guardian]
  
• Team plane hits flock of storks. [The Offside]
  
• MLS v. Everton in all-star game? [Goff]
  
• Arsenal without RVP in UCL semi first leg. [Daily Mail]
  
• Holy underwear dudes. [Kickette]
  
• Top 5 phone aps for soccer fans. [EPL Talk]
  
• Will Liverpool go after Tevez? [Times Online]
  
• MLS to increase int'l slots? [MLS Rumors]
  
• Inter denied Copa Italia berth. [FourFourTwo]
  
• MLS gets $10 million for Beckham consolation. [BBC]
  
• Some super skill embed below. [101GG]