Gimme shelter transfers

We'll with an MLS oldie but goodie.

• Thierry Henry talking some New York Red Bulls.
  
• Real Madrid and Benzema now?
  
• Word is Ribery is leaning to the Bernabeu.
  
• Stoke is the latest Michael Owen suitor.
  
• Robinho wants Eto'o bad at City.

My guess is one and only one of these will go through -- but I have no idea which.

What do you think?