June 19, 2009

Newcastle players get a bonus?!?!?

Congratulations dudes on the worst season imaginable.

You reached unforeseen levels of ineptitude and got relegated.

Why don't we split up this bonus of 10 million pounds? And the most disappointing of you -- Michael Owen, Mark Viduka -- you'll be getting the most.
As a further indication of the financial chaos on Tyneside, Sportsmail has learned some Newcastle players will be heading into the Coca-Cola Championship on an increased salary in what appears to be a glaring oversight by club executives.

I stand by one of my earlier statements. The Toon Army won't be coming back to the EPL next year, just a hunch.

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