Scolari's blamestorming session

I must admit, I got the word 'blamestorming' from a commercial.

But I love it. And it applies to ex-Chelsea coach Phil Scolari blaming everyone else for his failings at Stamford Bridge well after the fact.

“Of course, the first to be dismissed will always be the coach. And the major footballers already perceive their power and do what they wish.

“This was my major problem at Chelsea. Drogba, Ballack and Cech did not accept my methods of training nor my demands.”

Psh, good luck staying relevant in Uzbekistan...