You're coaching where?

Turns out, Phil Scolari is going to Uzbekistan to coach Bunyodkor. A 60-year-old former coach of Brazil, Portugal and Chelsea is following up with this job?

Really?

Oh and Sven Goran Ericksson -- who has recently managed England and Mexico -- could be headed to Turkey to take over at Trabzonspor.

Wow.

Those are drops greater than AIG stock options.