July 27, 2009

Beckham update

The guy is probably as popular as the Unabomber in L.A. these days, so the choice of sunglasses fits.

Though the news is a couple days old, I wanted to note that David Beckham did get punished for instigated that mess with the fan at the Home Depot Center.

A whopping $1,000.

The L.A. Times said that's the equivalent of 81 minutes of play based on his contract. Based on his life, it's about the equivalent to how long it takes him to fart.

He probably wipes his ass with $1,000.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, Beckham did have another altercation with a fan last weekend in the Kansas City game.

It's gonna be a long end of the season before he bolts to AC Milan again..

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You mean Beckham is providing a context in which he can explain his actions later on? It's not like he's done that in the past, has he?