July 3, 2009

New racism deterrents

UEFA tightened up the rules a little bit and came out with some new guidelines for the next inevitable bouts of racist behavior in European football:
  • Step 1: Have the PA announcer demand an end to it.

  • Step 2: Pick up the ball and stop the game for 5-10 minutes and send the teams to the locker rooms.

  • Step 3: Abandon the game.
Sounds good, except all the racists now know they can chant their garbage through step two...

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