Intransferous basterds

Couple young Yanks start it off.

• Hoffenheim signs two American starlets.
  
• Vidic plays down speculation.
  
• Sounders FC and Terry Cooke.
  
• Modric pledges to Tottenham.
  
• West Ham and Oddo.
  
• Sneijder move to Inter called off.
  
• UAE league after Pavel Nedved.
  
• Robben chase now includes Liverpool.
  
• United to dump Anderson?

Oh, and go see Inglorious Basterds.