August 14, 2009

Most clueless signing in the world?

Dirty Tackle with the great find here. And Jerel "The Beast" Ifil might be the best quote ever.

The defender was recently signed by Aberdeen F.C. of the Scottish Premier League. Here are some of his press conference highlights:
“I had to Google Aberdeen and went, ‘wow, it’s way up to the right’.
“I didn’t have the interest to watch the SPL.”
Oh man.
“I went through a couple of Swindon players in training and hurt them, so they named me The Beast to the press.
You can't make this stuff up.

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