Some transfers, on the house

Will it ever stop?

• van der Vaart is staying at Real Madrid now.
  
• Portsmouth had a triple signing before the deadline.
  
• Heitinga to Everton.
  
• New Portuguese team is gonna give Adu some minutes.
  
• Seal dribble dude goes on loan.
  
• Corinthians signs 'the New Messi.'

Fun times.