Their evil dictator Kim Jong-il is censoring the broadcast from South Africa. No live games will be shown. Only highlight packages from wins, played hours if not days after the fact.
Any losses in the tournament will be ignored by the state-run media.
And considering the strength of the team's group (Brazil, Portugal, Cote d'Ivoire), there's a good chance that North Korea's highlights will be as plentiful as its nation's civil liberties.
But that's not all:
All advertising in the stadiums will also be blurred out – along with opposition fans, The Sun newspaper reported.So bizarre.